The
satire and art on this site is intended for a mature audience.
If you are immature, go away. - Thanks!
Eve Of Impeachment
Holy War Network
Giuliani On 60 Mimics
Kissinger and Associates
Phoenicia Phirst Phriday
"Tie
a yellow ribbon on my S.U.V."-- Guess the tune!
I'm comin' home
I've done my time
What started out as two turned into nine...
The oil war took several more and now I’m 43...
So here’s a note my buddy wrote
Because I still can’t see-
‘Cause I still can’t see!
Tie a yellow ribbon on my S.U.V.
It's got M.P.G. that is real lou-sy. (Real lousy!)
If they never find a mother-effing W.M.D...
Step on the gas,
crash in a flash,
and wrap around a tree,
And stick another ribbon on a new- Ooh- Ooh- Ooh- Ooh- Hum-Vee!
Sadam, Osama
Kim Jung Eel
Whatever terror is or isn’t real...
Dialysis, prosthesis for my other missing knee,
And the pin that holds my chin
Is what’s concerning me,
What’s concerning me...
Tie a yellow ribbon on my S.U.V.
It's got M.P.G. that is real lou-sy. (Real Lousy!)
If they never find a mother-effing W.M.D...
Step on the gas,
crash in a flash,
and wrap around a tree,
And stick another ribbon on a new- Ooh- Ooh- Ooh- Ooh- Hum-Vee!
The bandage just came off my eyes-
So this is what they meant by my downsize!
My job went to Korea and they shut the factory!
A Prius in my driveway spot, and there’s a ten foot tree
sprouting through the rusy hood of my S.U.V.
And gas is twenty-three!
Gas is twenty-three!
Take the yellow ribbon off my S.U.V.
It was blood for oil, D.U. got to me. (Got to Me!)
It’s time for my transfusion and my chemotherapy,
Son of a bitch,
I did my hitch,
And now it’s killing me-
So stick that yellow ribbon on my see -ee- ing eye-eye doggie!
The
satire and art on this site is intended for a mature audience.
If you are immature, go away. - Thanks! 